Starbucks Coffee is overrated!

The Glorious sunny face of the Starbucks mermaid issued free Starbucks Raspberry tea drinks this Friday afternoon.

A Bohle Analysis (using the infamous analtech anal-kit) revealed the composition of said drink:

  • Sugar
  • Water
  • Raspberry
  • Caffeine
  • Ice

This unfortunate drink sent one of our hard-working graduate students home due to headaches and left another contemplating his “current policies for free food”.